Utilisateur:Il Palazzo-sama/Wikipédia:Test : Êtes-vous wikipédiholique? VOST

Une page de Wikipédia, l'encyclopédie libre.
Notez !

Cette page ou cette section contient des propos humoristiques qui ne prétendent ni avoir une valeur encyclopédique ni respecter la neutralité du point de vue !

Si vous ne savez pas si vous êtes wikipédiholique, ce test est fait pour vous. Le score de chaque réponse positive est marqué entre parenthèses. Vous êtes d'autant plus atteint par le wikipédiholisme que votre résultat est élevé.

(De nouvelles questions et modifications sont bien sûr les bienvenues, mais sur la page originale)

Prévoyez au moins une heure et demie pour passer ce test: il y a plus de 600 questions!

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Questionnaire[modifier | modifier le code]

Quelle est votre assuétude à Wikipédia?[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Utilisez-vous habituellement Wikipédia au moins une fois par semaine? (3)
    • ... au moins une fois par jour? (+3)
  2. Utilisez-vous habituellement Wikipédia plus d'une heure par jour? (5)
    • ... plus de deux heures? (+10)
    • ... plus de quatre heures? (+25)
    • ... plus de six heures? (+50)
    • ... plus de neuf heures? (+90)
    • ... plus de douze heures? (+140)
  3. Quelle proportion de votre temps de connexion passez-vous sur Wikipédia?
    • ... de 60% à 70% (10)
    • ... de 70% à 80% (30)
    • ... de 80% à 95% (55)
    • ... plus de 95% (100)
    • ... moins de 10% (-10... Et vous vous prétendez atteint?)
    • ... 0%, à l'exception du temps passé pour passer ce test? (-500... Comment vous êtes-vous retrouvés ici?)
  4. Pensez-vous monopoliser une partie significative de la bande passante de Wikipédia? (7)
  5. Vous sentez-vous coupable de ne pas avoir assez de temps pour éditer Wikipédia? (5)
  6. Utilisez-vous Wikipédia depuis...
    • ... moins d'une semaine? (2)
    • ... moins d'un mois? (5)
    • ... moins de deux mois? (12)
    • ... moins de quatre mois? (25)
    • ... moins de neuf mois? (60)
    • ... moins d'un an? (90)
    • ... moins de deux ans? (120)
    • ... moins de trois ans? (150)
    • ... moins de quatre ans? (225)
    • ... moins de cinq ans? (300)
    • ... plus de cinq ans? (400)
    • ... plus de dix ans? (-1000000... Menteur!)
  7. Avez-vous Wikipédia dans vos marque-pages? (3)
  8. Est-ce que Wikipédia est votre page d'accueil? (10)
  9. Avez-vous déjà ouvert Wikipédia dans (plus d'une fenêtre/plus d'un onglet) à la fois? (1)
    • Plus de cinq? (5)
    • Plus de dix? (10)
    • Plus de trente? (30)
    • Plus que cinquante? (50)
    • Suffisamment pour faire planter votre navigateur? (50)


Cette page est en cours de réécriture ou de restructuration importante (indiquez la date de pose grâce au paramètre date).

Un utilisateur prévoit de modifier cet article pendant plusieurs jours. Vous êtes invité(e) à en discuter en page de discussion et à participer à son amélioration de préférence en concertation pour des modifications de fond.
Bandeau apposé par Il Palazzo-sama (d · c).

  1. Have you used Wikipedia on more than one browser at a time, to see if a graphical layout looked fine for all viewers? (15)

Uncyclopedia and You[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Have you heard of Uncyclopedia? (-8)
    • And hate it? (100)
      • Because it's so much easier to use Wikipedia as an Uncyclopedia? (-1000000 and a block)
  2. Do you read Uncyclopedia? ( -20)
  3. Do you edit Uncyclopedia? (-40)
    • More than Wikipedia? (-800)
  4. Do you vandalise Uncyclopedia only to make Uncyclopedia more worse than Wikipedia? (3)
  5. Do you vandalise Uncyclopedia just for the fun of it? (-2, Get a life)
  6. Do you have a user account on Uncyclopedia? (-100)
  7. Have you heard of AAAAAA and like it? (-150)
  8. Do you know who Sophia is? (-150)
  9. Do you only use Wikipedia so that you can type Uncyclopedia in the Search bar and follow the link at the bottom? (-10000000, Get out!!! OUT!!!)
  10. Did you answer yes to questions 1, 2, 3, 5 since you use Uncyclopedia for humor and Wikipedia for real answers? (168, sorry about that )
  11. Have you created a page on Uncyclopedia? (-70, wrong wiki...)
    • ...two to four? (-200)
    • ...more than four (-500, and you call yourself a Wikipedian.)

Where you use Wikipedia[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Have you used Wikipedia from more than one computer in the past week? (5)
    • ... more than five? (50)
    • ... more than ten? (100)
    • ... more than twenty? (200)
    • ... did you edit Wikipedia on those computers? (20)
  2. Have you used Wikipedia from more than one operating system in the past week? (5)
  3. Do you edit Wikipedia on a laptop? (10)
  4. Do you hook up to Wikipedia over a wireless Internet connection? (2)
  5. Have you ever paid for a wireless internet connection used to hit the wiki? (15)
    • In flight? (25)
      • Are you taking the test while in flight? (100)
      • Are you currently on Lufthansa flight 411D? (200)
    • Do you edit Wikipedia articles while over such a connection? (9)
    • Is that connection in a restaurant? (7)
    • Did you pick that restaurant because of the wireless connection? (40)
  6. Have you ever edited Wikipedia while taking a bath because you found it made the experience even more relaxing? (27, and an electrical shock risk)
  7. Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a Wii? (50)
  8. Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a DS? (50)
  9. While at a party or visiting a significant other, have you found yourself wanting to check your watchlist? (10)
    • Did you ask somebody if you could use their computer to check Wikipedia? (50)
    • Did you leave the party/significant other so you could check it? (100)
      • Or was that party/significant other just lame? (-25)
        • Or was the party/significant other lame because there was no Wikipedia involved? (100)
    • Do you actually use Wikipedia at public computers, even though some pages advise you not to? (5)
      • Or do you uncheck the "Remember Me" button when logging in? (5)
  10. Do you use wikipedia when you are waiting for a flight? (20)
    • ...when you should be on a flight? (-1; and also - the cost of your ticket in $US)
      • ...or did you miss a flight with a wireless connection, just because you could not stand the amount of time off wikipedia? (+4000+ the cost of your ticket in $US)
        • ... was it a transcontinental flight? (6000 + [cost of ticket in USD] x 2 )
  11. Do you like Wikipedia? (10)
    • Do you love it? (50)
      • Only because you can vandalize it? (-10000)
    • Do you not know what it is? (-100000)

When you use Wikipedia[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Do you use the shortcut keys when using Wikipedia? (3)
  2. Have you gotten ideas about articles from your dreams? (40)
  3. Have you edited until 1 o'clock in the morning? (5)
    • ... until 4:00 AM? (15)
    • ... until 7:00 AM? (30)
    • ... until 10:00 AM? (60)
  4. Do you consume energizing drinks to keep you up? (4)
    • ...or do you stay up late to edit without the help of drinks? (4)
    • Do you hold Wikipedia nights, that is, nights when you intentionally go to bed late, after spending a certain number of hours editing Wikipedia? (5)
      • Do you get people to join you in such an event? (16)
        • Do you make it a party? (20)
        • ... and continue in the morning, sacrificing important daytime things to continue editing? (80)
      • Do you hold Wikipedia break nights, that is, nights when you intentionally try and tear yourself away from Wikipedia to go to bed early, for the sake of your health/career/relations with your significant other/etc? (15)
        • Do you still find yourself on past midnight, anyway? (20)
  5. Do you wake up to find yourself editing Wikipedia? (75)
  6. Do you make edits while drunk or under the influence of other intoxicating substances and find that nobody reverts your changes? (3)
  7. Have you not answered an e-mail or instant message on time because you were browsing Wikipedia? (5)
  8. Have you ever browsed Wikipedia while on the phone with your significant other/parents/boss? (5)
  9. Do you edit Wikipedia while engaging in sexual intercourse? (5000; get therapy)
  10. Have you broken some sort of rule just to visit Wikipedia? (6)
    • More than three? (10)
      • Are you breaking a rule now? (12)
  11. Did you steal a computer just so you could use Wikipedia? (-1000; to pay the fine)
    • Or did you kill someone to use their computer for Wikipedia? (-1000; also to pay the fine plus a prison sentence)
      • Did you break out of jail just to use Wikipedia? (2000 (YIPPEE!); but unfortunately another prison sentence)
  12. Have you ever used Wikipedia for a research project and found yourself sidetracked to other articles that interest you? (5)
  13. How long does it take you to notice that the pages you originally visited for your research are not the pages you are currently reading? (1 point for every minute it took you to realise this)
    • Or did you never realize it, and kept going until you fell asleep? (10 and a bad grade in school/work/home)
    • Or did you not notice it until turning off the computer? (7)
  14. Have you taken a Wikibreak and you were "successful"? (-20)
    • ... or did you come back immediately during your Wikibreak? (20)
      • ... but pretended it still counted because you only checked your watchlist and did not edit? (25)
      • ... and made notes of what you would edit when you returned? (50)
    • ... or do you not know what a Wikibreak is? (10; trust me, you don't want to...)
    • ... or do you feel horrified when you see a Wikibreak template? (1 and a {{WikiCookie}})
  15. Have you ever attempted to leave Wikipedia for good? (-300)
    • ...but failed miserably because you were so addicted to this site? (400)
  16. (for people who attend school, college or have a job) Are you so addicted to this site that you forgot to (or don't want to) do your homework or skip school, or go to work? (140; + 15 * the number of days skipped)
  17. Have you ever paid way too much money for airport wireless connection while waiting for a flight, just so that you could visit Wikipedia and make sure it had not fallen apart? (50 + amount paid for wireless)
  18. Have you ever pulled your car up outside of a Starbucks or some other restaurant with wireless so that you could "borrow" their internet for a quick peek at Wikipedia? (100)

What you do on Wikipedia[modifier | modifier le code]

Editing[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Did you edit a page before creating an account? (2)
    • ...because you didn't care about Privacy? (1)
  2. Have you started new articles? (3)
    • ... 5-24 articles? (5)
    • ... 25-99 articles? (25)
    • ... more than 100 articles? (400)
  3. Do you make redirect pages? (1)
    • Have you made more than 10? (3)
    • ... more than 100? (10)
    • ... more than 1000? (80)
    • ... and use the proper redirect templates to indicate their type? (10)
    • ... do you do this more than 50% of the time? (30)
    • ... more than 75% of the time? (60)
    • ... always? (100)
  4. Have you ever edited one page so much you think it's your own page, even though you didn't create it? (-100)
  5. Have you made more than 1,000 edits on Wikipedia? (15)
    • ... more than 4,000? (50)
    • ... more than 10,000? (150)
    • ... more than 25,000? (300)
    • ... more than 300,000?!? (3000)
      • ... because you're a bot? (-5000)
  6. Have you made more than 1,000 edits in a single calendar month? (50)
    • ... more than 2,000? (100)
    • ... more than 4,000? (200)
    • ... more than 7,000? (350)
  7. Do you comment on articles or engage in discussions? (20)
  8. Do you wander on Wikipedia looking for something to contribute to? (15)
  9. Do you request that articles be created, improved, expanded, deleted, etc.? (5)
  10. Do you actually do so? (20)
  11. Have you, in your impatience for others to edit an article, brought an article all the way from a sub-stub or stub to featured article status? (50 and a barnstar)
  12. Have you requested a new software feature, or reported a bug, in the last few weeks? (2)
  13. Have you ever wished the Wikipediholism RFE was fulfilled? (5)
    • Do you wish that it were not fulfilled, because that would interfere with your editing? (5)
  14. Have you ever wanted to edit someone else's, or your own, edit summaries? (10)
    • Are you really, really happy that Wikipedia finally allows you to preview your edit summaries? (4)
    • Do you try to put an edit summary on ALL of your edits? (3)
      • Have you enabled "prompt me when leaving a blank summary"in your preferences? (15)
    • When changing your preferences, do you tend to prepare an edit summary, only to find out there isn't a place to type it in? (15)
  15. Have you ever moved a page? (5)
    • ... more than 10? (10)
    • ... more than 100? (30)
      • ... so you could use its move log to say that you created it, even though you didn't? (-50)
    • To 'ON WHEELS'? (-300)
      • Do you realize that there are in fact legitimate uses for pages "on wheels"? (2)
      • ... and do you want your points back that we stole because you moved it with a legitimate reason? (250)
  16. Do you have a text file filled with Wikipedia templates? (15)
    • Do you not have to because you have all your templates on userpage subpages? (5)
    • Do you just know most of the user warning templates? (30)
  17. Have you ever uploaded a picture or photograph to Wikipedia? (10)
    • Was it a picture with a free license? (-5, upload it to Commons under the same name and tag the Wikipedia version with Modèle:Tls)
    • More than 1? (10)
    • More than 10? (25)
    • More than 50? (75)
    • Did you include the appropriate usage templates? (10)
    • Did you upload copyrighted images and use false template to keep the picture from being deleted? (-150 naughty, naughty)
    • Did you upload an image and claim appropriate fair use and appropriately explained it? (30)
      • Have you put a fair use image in userspace? (-50)
  18. Have you uploaded a picture you created, e.g. designed in an image editing program/vector drawing tool, not taken with a camera? (10)
  19. Have you ever traveled for longer than thirty minutes out of your way just to take a photo for a Wikipedia article? (20)
  20. Have you ever paid for (purchased) an item (archived article, song, book, etc.) solely to have access to it in order to improve the content of an article you were editing? (3)
    • ... with a value of more than US$10? (12)
    • ... with a value of more than US$50? (50)
    • Did you plagiarize the content you had purchased, rather than following Wikipedia standards for using sources? (-400)
      • Do you justify the plagiarism because at least the content's creator made some money off your purchase? (-1000)
  21. Have you ever taken a photograph, or produced a drawing or diagram that became featured? (30)
    • 2-5 pictures? (50)
    • 6-15 pictures? (200)
    • 16+ pictures? (500)
  22. Have you ever contributed significantly to an article in order to make it featured, and succeeded? (50)
    • 2-4 articles? (100)
    • 5-10 articles? (200)
    • 11-19 articles? (500)
    • 20+ articles? (1000)
      • Did you create that/those article(s)? (25 per article)
  23. Do you hate to do "serious" research on Wikipedia because it's more fun to edit it? (10)
  24. Do you regularly participate in XFDs (articles, categories, redirects, templates, user categories, images, stub types, miscellaneous)? (50)
  25. Do you regularly participate in deletion review? (50)
  26. Do you belong to a WikiProject? (8)
    • 2 or more? (16)
    • 5 or more? (40)
    • 10 or more? (80)
  27. Have you ever created a WikiProject? (25)
    • ... more than 3? (100)
    • Has it existed for at least 6 months and is active? (50)
  28. Have you ever nominated an article for speedy deletion? (5)
    • More than 10? (20)
    • More than 100? (80)
      • Is it because you are a new page patroller? (20)
      • Is it because you created it as a test? (-30)
      • Have you memorized all of the CSD criteria? (75)
      • Or just a handful? (10)
      • Or do you not know any of them? (-1)
  29. When you see an article that needs to be wikified, do you place the (tl) tag on it, and hope somebody else will get around to it? (5)
    • Did you appropriately date it? (5)
    • Or did you wikify it yourself? (25)
  30. Have you ever de-orphaned an article? (5)
    • More than 50? (50)
  31. Have you ever proposed an article for deletion with the prod template? (5)
    • More than 100? (80)
    • Were any of the prods contested? (1)
      • Did you then list the article for AFD? (10)
  32. Have you ever contested a prod on an article you created? (5)
  33. Have you ever contested a prod on an article you had nothing to do with, but disagree with the prod? (10)
  34. Have you ever support a prod using the prod2 template? (10)
    • More than 100? (80)
  35. Have you ever participated in an Wikipédia:RFA? (5)
    • More than 25? (30)
    • Do you include reasons for your vote? (10)
      • Or do you just go with the flow and cause snowballs? (-5)
    • Are you planning to put in your own RFA? (10)
      • Are you going to put in your request as soon as you finish this test? (5)
      • Are you going to stop taking this test right now to put in your RFA? (15)
      • Are you putting in your request just because it's cool to be an admin/sysop and you want to show off to your friends? (-100 and a smack in the face.)
  36. Have you ever requested a page to be semiprotected in response to heavy vandalism? (8)
    • Or do you request page protection because you don't want anybody to edit "your article"? (-15)
      • Did that article you requested get protected because of the reason above? (1)
      • Or was it unprotected because isn't a good reason to protect the page? (-1)
  37. Do you edit articles in foreign languages? (100)
    • Even if you don't understand them? (50 for trying)
      • Do you use babel fish for your edit summaries? (50)
  38. Have you edited in Portal:Current events? (10)
  39. Have you gone to Wikipédia:Reward board or Wikipédia:Bounty board? (5)
    • Completed a request on one of the boards? (10)
      • Both of the boards? (20)
  40. Have you ever requested a Peer review? (1)
    • Have you ever reviewed a Peer review? (20)
    • Have you reviewed over 20 articles on Peer review? (200)
      • Do you review Peer review requests every day? (250)
      • Have you noticed that Peer review is in serious trouble due to lack of reviewers, and that is why the previous questions are worth so many points? (10)
  41. Did you edit this test while taking it? (10, as did some random person who added this, well not this but the first two words in these brackets)
    • ...solely to gain more points? (-50, cheater!)
    • Did you vandalize this test while taking it? (-50)
    • Did you follow a link on this test... (20)
      • and then edit it... (50)
        • enough to be a featured article? (500)
  42. Have you ever been in an edit conflict? (5)
    • ... more than 25? (30)
    • Have you even been in (a) database lockdown(s) while editing? (10)
    • With yourself? (10)
    • Do you indicate on discussions such as RfA's, RefDesk's, RfF's, etc, that you've had an edit conflict? (5)

Translations and interwiki[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Have you ever translated an article into another language? (50)
    • More than 1? (100)
    • More than 50? (500)
  2. Have you ever translated a template, or something other than an article, into a foreign language? (25)
    • More than 1? (75)
    • More than 50? (500)
  3. Do you know how to add a foreign language interwiki link to a page? (10)
  4. Have you ever followed a foreign language interwiki link to figure out what that word was in another language? (15)
  5. Have you ever added a foreign language interwiki to an article? (25)
    • More than once? (50 + 15 for every other article you've added one into.)
  6. Does your userpage have foreign language interwikis? (33)
    • More than 1? (75)
    • More than 5? (150)
    • Were any of these accounts in languages you did not speak? (5)
      • Did you try to get a translation that said more or less "Please leave message on my [[:en:User talk:username|English talk page]]? (25)
  7. Have you found out that (tl) works in almost any language? (25)
  8. have You Translated an Article into a nonreal language? (100)
    • Elvish? (5000)
    • Klingon? (10000 +Get a Life!!!)
  9. Have you ever edited the wikipediholic test in a language other than your native language? (50)
    • More than 1? (150)
    • More than 10? (500 + a job as a translator)
    • Or did you use babelfish or another translator? (10)
      • Did people say the translation was utterly wrong? (-20)

Special pages[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Do you click on "Random article" at least once a day (or just because you're bored)? (4)
    • Is the wikipedia "Random article" your home page? (25)
    • Have you ever clicked "Random article" and gotten an article you have already edited? (5)
      • Has this happened several times? (12)
      • Several times a day? (70)
      • So often you're starting to get annoyed? (500)
  2. Do you check "Recent changes" almost every day? (2)
    • Do you check Recent changes more than ten times a day? (7)
    • Do you have Recent changes bookmarked? (1)
    • Do you have it open and told your browser to refresh it every 5 seconds? (12)
  3. Do you manage to get the same list of changes on Recent changes twice? (2)
    • ... because of a database lockdown? (1)
  4. Do you check your watchlist almost every day? (1)
    • Do you check your watchlist more than ten times a day? (10)
    • Is your watchlist your homepage? (20)
  5. Do you have more than 30 items in your watchlist? (2)
    • ... more than 100? (8)
    • ... more than 500? (35)
    • ... more than 1,500? (80)
    • ... more than 5,000? (150)
    • ... more than 10,000?! (250)
  6. Have you had to change your watchlist edit threshold? (10)
    • To more than 1000 edits? (20)
  7. Is this page on your watchlist? (4)
    • Did you just add it to increase your score? (-20)

Who you are[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Do you have a user account on Wikipedia? (2)
  2. Do you have a user account on several Wikipedias? (5)
  3. Did you start editing before turning 17? (5)
    • ... 15? (25)
    • ... 13? (40)
    • ... 11? (100)
  4. Have you learned a new language or improved in one you already knew for the primary purpose of being able to read the Wikipedia in that language? (100)
  5. Do you sometimes forget to think twice before you say something to real people, but often re-check what you have typed in a dozen times before posting your comment to a talk page? (5)
  6. Have you ever publicly declared that you've quit Wikipedia but found yourself lingering about anyway? (7)
  7. Have you ever requested to be a sysop? (15)
    • Just for more points on this test? (-20)
  8. Have you been nominated by someone else for adminship? (15)
  9. Are you a sysop? (75)
    • Did you become a sysop before turning 25? (15)
      • ... 20? (20)
      • ... 16? (50)
    • Do you actually have sysop powers on more than one Wikipedia? (20 points more for each one)
  10. Have you ever requested to be a bureaucrat? (20)
  11. Are you a bureaucrat? (75)
    • Did you become a bureaucrat before turning 25? (25)
      • ... 20? (40)
      • ... 18? (100)
  12. Are you a steward? (100)
  13. Did you translate system messages of Wikipedia software? (20)
  14. Did you program part of it? (40)
  15. Have you argued with your sock puppets on talk pages? (7)
    • ... and lost? (3)
  16. Have you ever been the first to update a biography article with the date of the person's death after hearing its announcement on the news? (40)
    • ..removed the (tl) template from the talk page? (20)
    • ... have you cursed other Wikipedians because, no matter how fast you are, the article is always already updated with the breaking news? (10)
      • ... out loud on the IRC channel? (10)
      • Is it the same with the scores of sports events like the FIFA World Cup? (5)
  17. Are you a member of Harmonious editing club? (10)
  18. Were you a member of Esperanza? (10)
    • Even though it doesn't exist anymore do you still consider yourself a proud Esperanzian? (6)
      • Or do you think that Esperanza was a failure? (6, just to maintain NPOV)
  19. Were you previously a member of Concordia? (Even though it's gone now?) (9)
  20. Were you previously a member of the Wikipedia Youth Foundation even if it's gone now? (9)
  21. Are you a member of the Kindness Campaign? (9)
  22. Are you a member of Adopt-a-User? (12)
  23. Do you help out on the reference desk on a regular basis? (15)
  24. Are you on the Mediation Cabal? (10)
    • Did you immediately think of answering TINC for the last question? (5)
      • ... or were you outraged that someone is revealing the cabal? (5)
  25. Are you on the Mediation Committee? (50)
  26. Are you on the Arbitration Committee? (100 — why are you reading this? Go arbitrate!)
  27. Do you have an award (including a barnstar)? (10)
    • Do you have 2-4? (15)
    • Do you have 5-9? (25)
    • Do you have 10-19? (40)
    • Do you have 20-49? (60)
    • Do you have more than 50? (100)
  28. Have you ever given someone a barnstar? (5)
    • More than one? (1 point for each one)
  29. Have you given yourself a barnstar? (-15)
    • ... for the purpose of raising your score? (-20)
  30. Have you ever had an editor review? (6)
    • Did you listen to the suggestions made by others? (10)
      • Or dismiss it as nonsense? (-20)

User pages[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Do you have your own User page? (2)
    • Do you edit it at least once a month? (3)
      • ... at least once a week? (5)
      • ... at least once a day? (8)
      • ... never? (-10)
        • ... because you think that reverting vandalism and other quality edits is more important than your user page? (18)
  2. Do you have a user subpage? (3)
    • 2-5? (10)
    • 6-10? (20)
    • 11-20? (30)
    • 21-35? (40)
    • 36-50? (50)
    • More than 50? (65)
    • Do you use your user subpages to prepare a template? (15)
    • ... to prepare an article? (25)
      • ... an entire group of articles? (100)
    • ... to improve a WikiProject? (10)
  3. Have you ever edited another user's user page (not vandalize)? (2)
    • Have you vandalized that user's page? (-15)
  4. Does your talk page have an archive? (5, plus 1 for each archive after the first)
  5. Does your user page/subpage have userboxes? (1)
    • ... more than 5? (5)
    • ... more than 10? (10)
    • ... more than 50? (15)
    • ... more than 100? (20)
    • ...a ton? (45)
    • ...you have no idea due to the great number of them? (55)
  6. Have you ever seen a userbox you created on someone else's user page/subpage? (5)
    • ... more than one on the same page/subpage? (10)

Vandalism[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Do you vandalize while under an IP? (-500000)
  2. Do you vandalize while logged in? (-2000000)
    • ... on a non-primary account? (-5000... you think you're so smart)
    • ... only on your own user page or vandal boxes/pages? (10)
  3. Have you never never vandalized Wikipedia? (100)
  4. Have you been banned? (-1000)
    • Because you've requested it? (1000)
      • Because you couldn't sustain your wikibreak? (50)
  5. Is your main goal in life to vandalize Wikipedia? (-1000000000)
  6. Have you ever made nonsensical edits to pages that no one will ever see anyway just because you can? (-10)
    • Have you ever reverted those changes out of guilt? (3)
      • ... and then reverted them back (and maybe back again) to increase your edit count? (-600)
  7. Have you ever reverted vandalism? (5)
    • ... more than twice? (10)
    • ... more than 10 times? (50)
    • ... more than 50 times? (150; and a barnstar)
    • ... more than 100 times? (200)
    • ... more than 300 times? (400; plus two barnstars)
    • ... more than 700 times? (600)
    • ... more than 1000 times (800; plus three barnstars)
    • Are you on some sort of vandalism patrol? (25)
    • Do you warn the vandals appropriately? (10)
    • Have you ever reported a vandal to Wikipédia:AIV? (5)
      • More than 50? (30)
    • Do you use tools like VandalProof, MWT, or Twinkle to do so? (40)
      • If these tools don't run on your current operating system, do you use them on VMWare, Virtual PC and the like? (50)
        • If you are using Windows under virtualization, do you use a pirated version? (-100, and the cops are going to knock on your door soon)
          • Only because it is for a good cause! (0, it's still no excuse!)
  1. Have you ever created a custom userspace template used to warn vandals? (50)
  2. Do you ever dream nightmares about vandals? (25)
  3. Are you totally unfazed by the words "poop", "penis", and "anus" because of the massive amounts of it you have seen while on vandalism patrol? (150)
  4. Have you ever had a disgruntled vandal create a Personal attack article named after you or your username that was speedily deleted as a personal attack? (30)
  5. Has a vandal ever vandalized your user page or user talk page? (5 points for each time)
  6. Have you ever visited a wikipedia-vandal in real life? (10)
    • Did you yell at him? (10)
    • Did you hit him with a blunt object? (15)
      • ..multiple times? (5 additional points per strike)
    • Was he still a vandal afterwards? (-5, try again)
    • Did he correct his vandalism afterwards all by himself, said sorry and promised never to do it again? (120, thank you)

Bots[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Do you run a bot? (30 per bot)
    • Do you think that last question is unfair because your bot does the work of many? (30)
    • Are/Is your bot(s) running right now? (10 for each)
    • Did you properly request bot status before running it? (5)
  2. Have you written a bot? (10 for each)
    • Do other people use your bot software to run their own bots? (20)
  3. Did you learn the Python programming language just to be able to write Wikipedia bots? (20)
    • What about Perl? (20)
      • Do you already know those languages, and still wrote a bot in them? (20)
        • Do you now feel heavily prejudiced against, because you prefer to use the .NET languages or C++? (30)
  4. Do you want to run a bot? (5)
  5. Have you ever suggested a job for a bot? (5)
    • Was it adopted? (20, and our congratulations!)
  6. Have you ever knowingly run a bot without approval? (-5)
  7. Have you ever been accused of being a bot? (10)
    • If you aren't one, do you sometimes feel like it? (5)

Technical stuff[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Do you know how to make italic and bold text? (1)
  2. Can you use LaTeX syntax with ease? (50)
  3. Are you aware of what syntax such as {{{2|foo}}} does in a template? (30)
  4. Do you know what {{fullurl:Wikipedia|action=raw}}, {{ucfirst:{{padright:wikipedia|10|!}}}}, {{#ifexist:{{SUBJECTPAGENAME}}||{{db-talk}}}}, and {{msgnw:Template:Disambig}} will produce? (40 for each one)
  5. Have you ever used api.php or query.php to find information about Wikipedia pages? (150)
  6. Have you used Wget to find information about Wikipedia pages? (150)
    • Did you write a script that either, and then analyzed the results? (50)
      • Was this script a bot? (50)
      • Was this a user script, written in JavaScript? (50)
        • Did you have so many queries per minute, that there was a server error? (-30)
  7. Do you know the difference between substitution and transclusion? (25)
  8. Are you cognizant of the default thumbnail image width for all users? What is it in pixels? (30)
    • Do you know where can this thumb width value be changed? (30)

How Wikipedia has affected you[modifier | modifier le code]

Physical behavior[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Are you not getting enough sleep because of time on Wikipedia? (12)
  2. When you wake up in the night and can't get back to sleep due to some nagging worry, do you get up and start working on Wikipedia so that you will get tired and have something relaxing to fill your mind when you go back to bed? (8)
    • Did you become so engaged on Wikipedia you forgot to go back to bed? (10)
  3. Have you ever dreamed about Wikipedia? (3)
    • Have you ever dreamed about other Wikipedians? (5)
  4. Have you woken up at night to realize you're at your computer editing Wikipedia? (80)
    • ...more than once? (40 more for each occurence)
  5. Do you wake up early in order to edit Wikipedia? (5)
    • Before 7:00 a.m. (your local area time zone)? (8)
    • Before 6:30 a.m. (your local area time zone)? (15)
    • Before 6:00 a.m. (your local area time zone)? (25)
    • Before 5:30 a.m. (your local area time zone)? (35)
    • Before 5:00 a.m. (your local area time zone)? (50)
    • Before 4:30 a.m. (your local area time zone)? (75)
    • Before 4:00 a.m. (your local area time zone)? (100)
      • Did you try but fail miserably, since you're not "a morning person"? (-6)
  6. Do you not care about your dental health because you are too into Wikipedia? (50)
    • Do you not visit the dentist because you are too busy editing Wikipedia? (100, go have a Wikibreak now!)
    • Do you experience withdrawal, clinical depression, uncontrollable weeping, or some other affliction (however minor) when you are unable to use Wikipedia for the time of one week? (8)
      • the time of 5 days? (16)
        • 3 days? (24)
          • 2 days? (40)
            • 1 day? (64)
              • 6 hours? (128)
  7. Have you ever been injured/sick and checked the cure for your injury/sickness on Wikipedia (40)

Social life[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Have you ever told someone about your countless edits? (5)
  2. Do you have a Wikipedia T-shirt (or another Wikipedia product)? (10)
    • More than one? (20)
    • Do you at least want one? (50)
  3. Has someone left you because of Wikipedia? (100)
  4. Is something you have thought was important, such as a social life, career or studies, suffering because you spend so much time on Wikipedia? (50)
  5. Do you judge people you know in "real life" partly or fully on the basis of their Wikipedia contributions? (10)
    • Do you think quality of contributions to Wikipedia is an important criterion in choosing a partner for a close relationship? (15 and a crash course in dating)
    • Do you think the last two questions are unfair because you are too busy editing Wikipedia to have any friends in "real life"? (500)
  6. Do you argue that contributions to Wikipedia are "productive" or "useful" - unlike "wasting time" playing games or watching football? (10)
  7. Have you ever phoned another Wikipedian? (2)
  8. Have you ever met another Wikipedian in "real life"? (20)
  9. Do you live with another Wikipedian? (40)
  10. Are you "in a relationship" (boyfriend/girlfriend) with another Wikipedian? (20)
    • Did you "recruit" them to Wikipedia by telling them how amazing it is? (50)
  11. Have you chosen to edit Wikipedia instead of being "intimate" with your partner? (15)
  12. Has your partner expressed concern that you are cheating on them with the wiki? (30)
  13. Do you promote Wikipedia in person or by mentioning it on Usenet, IRC, forums or message boards, web pages, mail signatures, etc.? (10)
  14. Do you use terms like "dab", "sp", "revert", "blanking", "content", "NPOV", "vanity page", "minor edit", "vandal", "troll", "developer", "double brackets", "diff", "hist", "watchlist", "wikitext", or other terms in their Wikipedia sense in unrelated contexts? (5)
  15. Did you take a language course just to edit Wikipedia in more languages, or to translate Wikipedia articles in other languages to English? (125)

Computing habits[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Do you have a Wikipedia keyword or search plugin for your browser? (2)
  2. Have you ever spent more than 15 minutes making one edit? (5)
    • ... more than 30 minutes? (10)
    • ... more than an hour? (25)
    • ... more than 2 hours? (75)
    • ... more than 3 hours? (120)
    • ... more than 5 hours? (300)
  3. Do you subscribe to a Wikipedia mailing list? (15 for each one)
    • Do you actually read the posts to that mailing list? (2)
  4. Have you donated money to Wikipedia? (40)
    • Have you wanted to, but been too young or poor to do so? (20, it's the thought that counts.)
  5. Have you ever thought about editing a non-Wikipedia webpage? (4)
    • Have you ever looked for the edit button? (7)
      • Did you actually find it? (10)
        • Because you switched back to Wikipedia without noticing? (20)
          • Or because it was another wiki? (15)
  6. Do you save offline copies of long pages (i.e., Wikipédia:AN, Wikipédia:RFAR, Wikipédia:MAGIC) or the mailing list so you can read them later when you are offline? (5)
  7. Do you know what Wikipédia:AYAWH stands for? (10)
  8. Are you often wary of red links on websites other than Wikipedia, before realizing that red is the normal link color? (2)
  9. Do you have the Wikipedia widget on your Dashboard, or on a Google desktop? (20)
  10. Do you do use Wikimedia-related IRC channels? (8 for each you frequent)
  11. Have you ever signed a real e-mail or any other message not associated with Wikipedia with ~~~~? (10)
  12. Are you opposed to Britannica and all other encyclopedias because Wikipedia is better? (5)
    • Are you mad at Britannica for not having an article called Wikipedia? (5)
      • Are you in support of Britannica, but you think Wikipedia is better? (5)
        • Or do you think Britannca is superior to Wikipedia any time? (-25)
  13. Has your touch-typing improved due to Wikipedia? (5)
  14. Have you created a custom keyboard layout to make editing easier (such as to quickly type an em dash)? (20)
  15. Have you ever edited one of our sister projects? (5 for each project)
    • Are you a vandal on sister projects? (-1000)
      • Are you currently blocked on the project you vandalize? (-500)
        • Is that block indefinite? (-10000)
    • Are you an active contributor to that project? (10 for each project)
      • Are you an administrator on that project? (50 for each project)
        • Are you a bureaucrat on that project? (200 for each one)
  16. Have you ever referred to spam as "vandalism" or "e-mail vandalism", etc.? (50)
    • Have you renamed your e-mail client's spam folder "vandalism", "vandalism folder", etc.? (30)
      • ...Would you do so if you could? (25)

The rest of the world[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Have you ever edited Wikipedia in a country that you don't live in? (10)
    • ... in two or more? (20)
  2. Did you stop using your expensive CD-ROM encyclopedia and use Wikipedia for everything instead? (2)
    • Did you throw away that encyclopedia? (6)
  3. Have you ever submitted an assignment for work or school that cited Wikipedia? (6)
    • Did it cite an article that you had edited? (10)
    • ... created? (25)
  4. And did the teacher give you a bad grade, because he/she is biased against Wikipedia? (10)
    • Do you think this unfair? (15)
  5. Have you ever seen some of your work from Wikipedia published in a newspaper or other form of press? (50 points for each occurrence)
  6. Do you buy or borrow books to help you write or edit articles on subjects you know very little about? (20)
  7. Have you ever bought a CD, movie, video game, or other image or multimedia recording so you can write the article, scan the cover and upload it to Wikipedia? (10)
  8. When you applied for community service, did you volunteer to "revert vandalism"? (15)
  9. Have you listed your work on Wikipedia on your curriculum vitae or resumé? (10)
    • Or will you do it when you apply for a job or university in the future? (8)
  10. Do you believe that nearly all of your success in your workplace or school comes from information gained on Wikipedia? (4)
  11. When you see vandalism in real life, do you think "These must be the type of people that vandalize Wikipedia"? (2)
  12. Have you ever recommended Wikipedia to any of your real family or friends? (4)
    • Did they join Wikipedia and contribute? (8 for each person)

Wikipedia knowledge and opinion[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Do you know who Jimbo Wales is? (2)
    • If you don't, did you just look for his article? (5)
    • Has he ever talked to you on your user talk page? (6)
      • ... or are you Jimbo Wales? (1000000)
        • Did you lie to the above question to win the test? (-1000025)
        • Or are you a Jimbo Wales, just not the Jimbo Wales? (2)
          • because you changed your name to that of your idol? (1000)
        • ... and do you talk to yourself on your user talk page anyway? (5)
        • Are you upset that Jimbo has not claimed his undoubtedly permanent top spot on the top 20 highest scoring users? (5)
          • Or do you think that eventually someone will get over 1000000 points? (5)
  2. Do you know where the Wikimedia Foundation is based? (10)
  3. Do you know when Wikipedia was founded? (2)
  4. Did you discover Wikipedia from Larry Sanger's message? (40)
    • Do you know what this refers to? (50)
  5. Have you ever thought about the social impact of Wikipedia? (10)
    • Have you ever been asked about it in an interview (e.g. for a newspaper)? (25)
  6. Do you think Wikipedia will be better than every other encyclopedia soon? (8)
    • ... or you think it is already better than every other encyclopedia? (18)
      • ... because you can change the spelling of the last word in the last question to "encyclopædia"? (2)
  7. Do you consider Wikipedia to be the closest thing to a precursor for "the computer" in Star Trek? (5)
  8. Do you ever use Wikipedia to resolve a dispute? (41)
  9. Have you ever cheered out loud when you look at the updates on the Wikipedia Awareness Statistics? (5)
  10. Have you ever written a book about Wikipedia? (150)
    • ... and written an article about that book? (-5 for not following Wikipédia:COI)
      • ... then had someone correct a slip you made in the article? (5)
    • Did you call the book Main Page? (-50 for making disambiguation a mess)
    • Are you really mad about the fact that you wrote an entire book about Wikipedia yet got only 150 points? (5)
  11. Do you know how many users Wikipedia has? (10)
    • ... or do you protest to the above question because the number of users change every minute? (5)
      • ... but then you realize you don't need to know the exact number of users (estimation) to answer yes to the above question? (5)
  12. Do you think you deserve to be labeled a Wikiholic just for taking the half an hour to take this test? (100)
    • Do you know approximately how often a new user account is created? (5)
    • Have you ever made up a name for Wikipedia users? (10)
    • Have you had a chip installed in your brain so you could edit Wikipedia articles at a much faster rate? (10000)
    • If you can write an article and win a Pulitzer Prize from it, would you be kind enough to put that particular article onto Wikipedia? With a cherry on top, please...? We will promise to immediately make it a featured article. Please? (30000)
  13. Do you know who Wikipe-tan is? (5)
    • Did you click the above link to find out? (5)
    • Do you think Wikipe-tan is cool? (20)
      • Did you lie to the above question to get more points? (-30)
    • Do you like Wikipe-tan? (50)
    • Do you have sexual fantasies about Wikipe-tan? (200, get a life)
      • Have you experimented with them? (400, no, seriously, you are sick)
    • Is a Wikipe-tan image on your user page? (20)
      • More than 2? (5)
      • ...5? (10)
      • ...10? (20)
      • ...20? (50)
      • ...50? (-100, liar!)
      • An original grayscale one? (40)
    • Did you draw your own Wikipe-tan image? (10 for each one)
      • ...and upload it on Wikipedia? (20 for each one)
    • Do you know who created Wikipe-tan? (10)
      • ...in real life? (50)
  14. Do you think you can run the Wikimedia Foundation itself? (90000000)
    • Or did you, once again, lie to the previous question just to get more points? (-1; CHEATER!!! Well, at least you can keep the remaining 89999999 points benefited from the previous question. Lucky!)
      • Do you realise that everyone would be Jimbo Wales just if they think they are able to run the whole business? (5)
        • ...or are you the Jimbo Wales? (1337; a great person deserves great extra points!)
          • Did you answer "no" to the question above? (-89999999; Boo-hoo!)
            • Do you protest the question above because you never thought yourself being able to run the Wikimedia corporation yourself, thus classing yourself as a vandal just because you are not Jimbo Wales? (89831371)
              • ...or did you just not lie to the first question in this group, because you really think you can run the entire Wikimedia corporation by yourself, thus classing you as Jimbo Wales? (-89831371; Not everyone can be the Jimbo Wales!)

Last thoughts about Wikipedia[modifier | modifier le code]

  1. Do you like Wikipedia overall? (1)
    • Is Wikipedia going to be a helpful source for your reports or for research? (50)
      • Are you planning to make more constructive edits to help out Wikipedia? (425)
  2. How did you think of this test overall?
    • Did you find this test here helpful or found to be to your liking, etc.? (35)
      • Did you find this test also to be especially funny? (70; *hehe*)
        • Do you believe editors here should give this test more funny questions? (100)
    • Did you think this test is an absolute waste of time? (-500; Then why did you come here?!)
  3. Are you planning or continuing to make deliberate attempts that would make Wikipedia's reputation worse? (-750; Man, what kind of person are you – a vandal?!)
  4. On the other hand, are you the person who wants to make Wikipedia better? (750; Now that's more like it. *relieved sigh*)
  5. When you finish this test and add your points, do you intend to post the score on your user page, so as to make others aware of this test? (3)
  6. Okay, you've spent long enough on this test. You deserve these bonus points! (975)


Diagnostic[modifier | modifier le code]

Score range in (red) are negative, black is positive, green is neutral.

Note: If you think the red text is a broken link and you attempt to fix it, add 500 to your score.

Score Result
(100000000) or less You are a wikiterrorist bent on planning to destroy Wikipedia and send it to eternal doom (homonymie) (AAAAGGHH! The Wiki-irony!), or you thought this test was a complete/total/utter waste of time.
(99999999) – (17500000) You are an extremely evil/abusive vandal/troll, a liar who calls him or her self "The Jimbo Wales". – You need to take a mandatory wikibreak at this point. At least six months should be long enough, don't you think?
(17499999) – (500000) You are a really evil vandal, and you may possibly threaten to take legal action and sue Jimbo Wales along with the Wikimedia Foundation. (Ooh... You should wish that evidence convinces the court into your decision, or else big trouble is coming to you!)
(499999) – (75000) You are an evil vandal who has the extreme gut to ruin the reputation of Wikipedia. You may find your self lying a lot when you're being questioned by an administrator. – You sure can take a voluntary wikibreak at this point.
(74999) – (2500) You are indeed a vandal who has hatred over Wikipedia and their articles.
(2499) – (1) You either intentionally or inadvertently and made some slight mistakes. Otherwise, you have no intention of helping Wikipedia and may be considered a vandal. (Oh no!)
0 You haven't taken the test yet, or you just arrived here.
1–499 You are a newbie familiarizing yourself around around Wikipedia. You probably have made at least one edit on some article for the first time.
500–749 You are an IP address user or a sock puppet with few edits.
750–999 You are an average new contributor.
1000–1499 A well-balanced attitude that may benefit by spending more time on Wikipedia.
1500–1749 You have normal experience with Wikipedia.
1750–1999 This is the optimal, most productive range.
2000–2499 You are slightly overdoing yourself. You might want to consider a wikibreak.
2500–2999 Scores in this range begin to possibly be fatal. Ask yourself... how many edits have you made so far?
3000–3499 You are really overdoing yourself. Take a wikibreak for a few days.
3500–3999 You are officially addicted to Wikipedia. Your number of edits are sure to be above the normal average.
4000–4999 You are editing too much! It's recommended that you get a real life for the time being.
5000–5999 You are at the stage of advanced Wikipediholism. You might need to see a doctor or a psychiatrist. (Even though you may be afraid of them, you must start your checkup regardless!)
6000–6999 Go see a doctor or a psychiatrist NOW! Don't try the apple proverb; they never kept all doctors away!
7000–7999 Seriously, you need a doctor. (And while you're there, get him to check your wrist if you've already gotten arthritis from the countless random page clicks or finger typings you've made.)
8000–8999 You are in very serious trouble. It is very rare to turn away from Wikipedia at this range.
9000–9999 Your chances of turning away from Wikipedia are slim to none. You may also have been awarded way too many barnstars, and those shiny images must have mesmerized you and convinced you should stay here.
10000–12499 You need a month long wikibreak. After that, then you still need to check your doctor for any signs of Wikipediholic relapses.
12500–14999 You really need to understand that you need help. Here's a tip: sign up for therapy classes.
15000–19999 Seriously, you really need to listen to the advice given above this field.
20000–44999 Chance of turning away from Wikipedia: less than 0.001% – Doctors can no longer cure you; now only psychiatrists can. Find them now!
45000–99999 Very few psychiatrists can even start to cure people at this range. In the meantime, just remember this: if you are editing an article, make sure to take deep breaths between intervals.
100000–499999 Oh no! Now only the world's best psychiatrist can cure you at this range. Go find this person. Now. Quick! Before it worsens!
500000–1749999 Wikipediholism is practically impossible to cure at this range. No therapist can save you now. Run. Run fast.
1750000–24999999 You are an insane maniac. You will die while editing Wikipedia. You are the ultimate Wikipediholic. Congratulations! (Now, get back to editing. What are you doing here? Work!)
25000000–99999999 You are Jimbo Wales. We love you. (How thoughtful!)
100000000 or more You can definitely run the entire Wikimedia Foundation! In the meantime, please edit this page in your sleep only.

You can use the (tl) template to display your score on your user page. ({{User Wikipediholic|score|revision}})

Example: {{User Wikipediholic|25034621|-}}
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